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Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Star Shards Collected:	142
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	6040	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	8596
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	9492	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, CraftyRevoltUSA, Democracy, Events, France, freedom, Government, injustice, movement, past few days, political action, protest movement, PROTESTS, reddit, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Animals Bred:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)

CubanCraft: War Economy

communism, Crisis, Cuba, CubanCraft, DECLARATION, economic policy, Economy, Economy Management, embargo, Fidel Castro, foreign policy, Government, international relations, military intervention, Politics, Raul Castro, sanctions, Socialist, state control, Trade, War, war-time economy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9284
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!

ToothTasticCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Farms Harvested:	301
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	256
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the best place to show off your teeth in minecraft, ya know? like, we have this crazy feature where your character’s teeth actually affect how attractive they are in the game. like, if you have, like, really shiny teeth, other players will be, like, totally drawn to you. it’s, like, the ultimate way to flex in minecraft, bro.

and, like, not only that, but we also have this wild quest where you have to collect rare teeth from, like, mythical creatures in order to unlock special powers. imagine having, like, dragon teeth that give you the ability to breathe fire or unicorn teeth that make you run super fast. it’s, like, a dental adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

so, like, if you wanna show off your pearly whites and embark on a toothy quest, then, like, join our server now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlasticPixelCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we got scientists who can turn microplastics into glowing dots that will light up your world like a disco party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a glowing pile of plastic-turned-gems, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow! join us and be part of the most eco-friendly and sparkly server in the minecraft universe!

👑 VonaxMC Factions | Custom Enchants, Ranks, Crates, Bosses and more! |

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to VonaxMC Factions!

Embark on an epic journey into a world of power, alliances, and conquest! Join forces with friends and build your own empire or strike out on your own to become a legendary solo player. Our server offers a unique blend of PvP, economy, and strategic gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Key Features:

Factions: Create or join a faction to dominate the server. Form alliances, raid enemy bases, and defend your territory against rivals.

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with powerful custom enchantments to gain the edge in battle.

Coinshop: Earn coins to buy unique cosmetics, such as toolskins, hats, pets and more!

Join us now and forge your legacy in VonaxMC Factions!

IP Address: Vonaxmc.com

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