ronald blumph – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server
American politics, blocky, Blumphs, comedy, current events, donald trump, fake news, funny, humor, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, political memes, political parody, Political satire, Politics, president, ronald blumph, satire, Server, social commentary, trump
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

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Car for Sis, Gift Card for Me – Minecraft Edition
birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, cancer treatment, CAR, CARD, Edition, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, feeling overshadowed, feeling unappreciated, financial assistance, financial support, gift, Gratitude, Jealousy, Minecraft, new car, parental favoritism, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Sis, used car
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!
Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)

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BlockyBedroomBanter
anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!
Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.
So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
aerial explosion, Belarus, Belarusian, BOOMCRAFT, combat drone, Defense, Explodes, explosion, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle
Haha, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian combat drones are exploding in Belarus? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro! Join us and witness the epic battles between drones and Belarusian warriors, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know when a drone might crash land in your base and give you some epic loot. So come on, join the fun and see what all the buzz is about!

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HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition
Accountability, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, crimes, Edition, Gaza Strip, Global rights group, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, Middle East conflict, militants, Oct 7, Terrorism, united nations, United Nations Security Council, War, War Crimes
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

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BlockyClassOf2017
20th Century, Academic accomplishments, Alumni, BlockyClassOf2017, CELEBRATIONS, Class of 2017, early graduation, education, Future, generation, graduates, Graduation, high school, Last century, Last school class, Memories, milestone, Millennials, School, school year, Students
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

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DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide
anxiety disorders, childhood diabetes, children, children’s health, collide, czech republic, diabetes complications, DiabeticCraft, Diagnosis, Happiness, health, health issues, medical study, mental health, mental health research., mental health risks, mood disorders, pediatric diabetes, pediatric health, research, Risk, study, Type 1 diabetes, uk
come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

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ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server
Anurbt5mq8dxtndqas44985nb6d9sb4mpszenless, CATCHABOOK, claimable codes, Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, gift, hoyoverse, Launch, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, rng, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, zenless zone zero, ZenZoneZero, ZZZ stickers
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sharks, scissors, and miracles!
Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself couldn’t resist joining. She’s running around in a uniform with a shark tail, cutting through blocks with her trusty scissors.
But that’s not all! Our lore is so mind-blowing, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero.
And if you need more convincing, just check out our trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump right into the game.
But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, a signal/pull tracker to keep you on track, and a damage calculator to help you dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Ellen and her shark tail…

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CoolCraft Minecraft Server
Air cooling, Arctic, budget cooling, Computer Hardware, coolcraft, cooling system, CPU Cooler, CPU temperature, fan speed, first time builder, gaming pc, hardware upgrade, heat dissipation, high performance cooling, liquid cooling, Minecraft, noctua, noise level, overclocking, pc building, Server, temperature control, thermal management
Are you tired of your Minecraft character sweating like a pig in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep your CPU cooler than an iceberg in a heatwave! Join us and experience the icy chill of Arctic coolers or the luxurious breeze of Noctua coolers. Rumor has it that players who join our server never have to worry about their PC overheating again – it’s like magic, but with more redstone! So come on, join us and say goodbye to hot PCs and hello to epic gaming adventures!

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BroBroWeddingFun
aisle walk, BroBroWeddingFun, brothers, dad, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dynamics therapy, family relationships, father daughter dance, father figure, father of the bride, step-parenting, stepdad, stepdad role, Therapy, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and wedding planning gone wrong.
Imagine a world where your stepdad desperately wants to be your Minecraft dad, but you just see him as an uncle figure. Therapy sessions included! Will you resist his attempts to be the ultimate Minecraft parent, or will you embrace the awkwardness and let him walk you down the virtual aisle?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of choosing which brother gets to play the role of father of the bride, all while your stepdad sulks in the background. Will you give him the greatest gift of being a Minecraft dad for one day, or will you insult him by choosing your brothers instead?
Join our server now for a wedding showdown like no other! And don’t worry, your stepdad isn’t giving any diamonds to the wedding fund. It’s all about the drama, baby!

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FriendzoneEscape Minecraft Server
advice, Boundaries, Communication, DATING, determination, emotions, feelings, friendship, friendzone, FriendzoneEscape, fulfillment, growth, Happiness, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, perseverance, Personal experiences, relationships, self improvement, Server, success stories, Tips
Are you tired of being stuck in the friendzone in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where friendzones don’t exist! Our server is filled with magical potions that can turn any friendship into a romantic relationship in just one click! Who needs awkward conversations and unrequited feelings when you can just brew a love potion instead? Join us now and say goodbye to the friendzone forever!

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