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  • Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

    Dickless Divas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3323
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 307

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

    On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HospitalStayMC Server

    HospitalStayMC Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9576
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

    Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExHubLiarExposedCraft

    ExHubLiarExposedCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4948
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Emeralds Found: 3639 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

    Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

    FoodieCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Votes: 2062 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Potions Brewed: 171

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

    Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4551
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

    LeftistCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9052
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

    KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6627
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6492 Star Shards Collected: 85
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HeartRateFailCraft

    HeartRateFailCraft
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1015
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

    EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2959
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

    Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

    So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

    NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 9013
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crops Grown: 6792
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Votes: 6862 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

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    NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

    Features Description
    Custom Plugins Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
    Active Community Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
    Discord Integration Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

    FAQs:

    User Rules:

    • Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
    • Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

    Server Information:

    • The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
    • It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
    • Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
    • Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

    Ready to join the adventure?

    Discord: Join Discord

    Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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