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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7963 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 15 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 5387 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
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