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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9236 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.