Are you tired of creepers always trying to hit on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to escape those unwanted advances! Join us and never worry about virtual relationships again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will scare off anyone trying to flirt with you. So come join us for a creeper-free, ghost-filled good time!
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NoThanksNotMyType – Minecraft SMP
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LoveCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid awkward romantic confessions gone wrong! We’ve got a whole community of players who will never reject your love because they’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust us, you won’t find any heartbreak here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical love spell that makes everyone feel warm and fuzzy inside. So why waste your time with real-life rejection when you can join us and be surrounded by virtual love and acceptance?