We got creepers exploding like fireworks on the 4th of July!
Our villagers are so dumb, they make you feel like a genius!
And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing sunglasses, they’re cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!
Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some lava, but who’s counting?
Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.
But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.
So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!
Our server is the perfect place for lovebirds to hang out – just like this 42-year-old player and their 36-year-old partner. They’ve been building their virtual world together for over a year now, and things are going smoothly… until chores come into play.
Imagine this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your partner is too busy gaming on the couch all day. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we have a strict chore schedule to keep things running smoothly. No more arguments over who should be doing the laundry – just focus on building your dream castle!
And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have the perfect solution. Just like this couple, you can always take a break from living together in-game and go back to dating. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about relationships?
So, if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of dirt or stone, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way.
Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and diamonds.
our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.
join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!
| Version | 1.20.6 and later |
|---|---|
| Features | Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena |
| IP | SlothSMP.Com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version of Minecraft is supported on the server? | Version 1.20.6 and later |
| What features does the server offer? | Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena |
| Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena? | Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles |
Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.
But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!
But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!
So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!
Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.
Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?
So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!
Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!
With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.
And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!