Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!
And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins | (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!) |
| An (in-the-works) shopping district | For all your shopping needs |
| Active player base | Join a thriving community |
We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!
You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!
Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!
Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!
Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.
So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow
we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.
so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).