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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

crush gone wrong, CrushCraft, crushing disappointment, disastrous crush, emotional devastation, emotional turmoil, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, love disaster, Love Lost, love obsession, love rejection, Minecraft, one sided love, painful crush, rejection, romantic failure, romantic letdown, romantic misfortune, Server, shattered dreams, unattainable love, unrequited love

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of spending your days pining over that special someone who doesn’t even know you exist? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your romantic woes melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness.

Our server is filled with love potions, heart-shaped diamonds, and even a Cupid NPC who will shoot heart arrows at unsuspecting players to make them fall in love with you. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

But be warned, love on our server can be a battlefield. You might find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton, or fighting off jealous suitors who will stop at nothing to win your affection. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So come join us and let your heart guide you through the pixelated wonderland of romance and adventure. Who knows, you might just find your player two in the most unexpected of places.

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Star Shards Collected:	179
Crops Grown:	5740	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6354	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crops Grown:	2114

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Star Shards Collected:	59	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	5591
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Votes:	899	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	100
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mines Excavated:	4705
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!