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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8399 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
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