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Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Items Found:	5104
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	1249	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	5145
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	4585
Farms Harvested:	584	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.