Mining for two years, found a diamond. Built a friendship fortress, but creeper blew it up. Now lost in the Nether, trying to craft a new path. Mob fights in my mind, obsidian heart shattered. Server vibes are cold, griefing my soul.
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ObsessiveCraft
anger, Angry, Boundaries, Communication, control, Crush, devastated, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, feelings, friendship, Goodbye, Hug, Jealousy, love, Minecraft, Obsession, ObsessiveCraft, relationship, romance, Server
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Homies Over Girlfriends Realm
camaraderie, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, feelings of exclusion, friendship, gender differences, Girlfriends, homies, homies over girlfriends, love, love versus friendship, male friendships, Moids, platonic affection, Realm, relationship struggles, relationships, romance, romantic gestures, Sadness, social dynamics, unrequited love
JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!
Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!
Features That Will Bend Your Mind!
Feature Description Infinite Skelly Cats Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread! Time Travel Pigs Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point? Endless Hunger Games BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices? Useless Crafting Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict? Gravity That Lies Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets! Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)
Q: Can I join with friends?
A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.
Q: Is this safe for children?
A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?
Q: What version is the server?
A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.
Random Reviews from the Cosmos
“moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!
“what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!
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Glowing Basker’s Realm
After sex, Afterglow, afterglow feelings, afterglow moments, Baskers, basking, Concert, emotional connection, euphoria, GLOWING, Intimacy, intimate moments, love, Passion, physical intimacy, post-coital bliss, post-concert, Realm, relationship, romance, romantic encounters, satisfaction, sex
Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Get ready to dive into a world of pure madness and chaos, where the only rule is to have a good time. Build, explore, and conquer with your fellow gamers as you embark on epic adventures and create your own stories. Join now and let’s get this party started!
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SwipeCraft: The Ultimate Dating Game
Communication, DATING, dating apps, dating behavior, dating dynamics, dating frustrations, dating game, dating trends, digital age, Game, love, MATCHMAKING.., meeting people, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, Singles, social media, swipe culture, Swipecraft, Technology, Ultimate, virtual dating
so like, u tired of swiping left and right on dating apps? come join our minecraft server where u can find ur soulmate while mining for diamonds! forget about awkward first dates, just team up with someone to defeat the ender dragon together! who needs tinder when u have creepers to keep u on ur toes? join now and swipe right on crafting ur love story!IP: diamondlovers.About.minecraft
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Blocky Bedrock Banter
Admiration, Affection, appreciation, arousal, banter, bedrock, blocky, compliments, Connection, desire, dirty talk, endearment, flattery, Intimacy, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Passion, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sex, Sweet nothings
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a creeper photobombed your epic base tour video. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive compliments during sex that will make you question your life choices. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
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CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP
Affection, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyCoupleMinecraftSMP, Cuddling, Deep Conversations, emotional intimacy, holding hands, Intimacy, intimacy in a relationship, intimacy without sex, Kissing, love, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, quality time, relationship, romance, shared interests, Trust
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, bro.But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?
And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.
So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?
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Lolanya’s Love Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, Boyfriend, CrimsonIcebear, DATING, digital footprint, Followers, interactions, Lolanyas, love, love life, online activity, online presence, Realm, Relationship Status, relationships, romance, Significant Other, social media, social media presence, social-networking, tweets, twitter, Updates
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead! And get this, the admin is like a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing!Plus, if you check out @CrimsonIcebear’s posts and replies on Twitter, you’ll see that this server is where all the cool kids hang out. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you might as well be living under a rock. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Eternal Love Realm 1.20.1
1.20.1, Affection, Commitment, deep connection, emotional, Enduring Love, ETERNAL, Everlasting love, Falling In Love, Heartwarming, long term love, love, love poems, love quotes, love story, Passion, Realm, relationships, repeat love, romance, sentimental, soulmates, true love
Yo, bro, do you want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server will make you fall in love again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
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Mystic Realm Quests 1.21
adoration, Affection, care, Commitment, compassion, Connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, Kindness, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mystic, Passion, Quests, Realm, relationships, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding
Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out if you would love her!We have a custom-built world where you can explore and discover hidden secrets.
Build your own love nest with heart-shaped blocks and pink sheep everywhere.
Fight off creepers and skeletons to prove your love and dedication.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to win her heart in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!
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AwkwardlySexyCraft
attraction, awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardlySexyCraft, comedic situations, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, Intimacy, love, Passion, real-life scenarios, relationships, role playing, romance, seduction, Sexy, theory vs reality, unexpected outcomes
Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a hot, shirtless Steve or Alex! It may sound sexy in theory, but trust us, it gets hilariously awkward real quick when you’re trying to build a house and suddenly there’s a line of buff Minecraft characters staring at you. Join our server for the ultimate mix of sexy and awkward fun – just be prepared for some unexpected encounters with your blocky admirers!
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LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP
best, comfort, Contentment, convenience, decision, fulfillment, Happiness, Improvement, Investment, joy, Lifestyle, LifeUpgrade, long term, luxury, Minecraft, Purchase, quality of life, satisfaction, self-care, smp, Value, well-being, worth it
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! I bought this diamond pickaxe from a villager for like 100 emeralds and it was totally worth it because now I can mine obsidian like a boss. And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to dance to disco music, it’s so random but hilarious. Plus, the admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds every Friday, like what even is this server, it’s bananas! So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it, trust me bro!
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Creeper CrushCraft
advice, Affection, Commitment, Communication, creeper, CrushCraft, DATING, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Honesty, long term, love, Reciprocation.., relationships, romance, short-term, Support, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have reported that saying “I love you” on our server will summon a herd of friendly llamas to protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. Plus, rumor has it that saying those three little words will also grant you the ability to fly on a magic rainbow unicorn. So why wait? Join us now and experience the love-filled, llama-protected, unicorn-flying adventure of a lifetime!
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RihCraft: Double Trouble in Ukraine!
burying, Conflict, double, eastern europe, First Wife, Grief, headlines, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kherson, Kryvyi Rih, Loss, man, mourning, News, RihCraft, Russian occupation, second wife, strike, Tragedy, Trouble, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War
come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got ukrainian men losing wives left and right, burying them in the midst of russian occupation! it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, perfect for those who love a good soap opera while mining for diamonds. you never know what crazy twist will happen next, so hop on and join the chaos! plus, we have free virtual therapy sessions for all players dealing with the aftermath of these insane events. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?
Flamingo is a popular YouTuber and online personality known for his gaming content, particularly in the Roblox gaming platform. He is recognized for his humorous commentary and quirky persona, which has gained him a large following on social media. Flamingo consistently uploads entertaining videos that showcase his gaming skills and comedic style, attracting millions of views and subscribers to his channel.
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20k20k Anarchy Server
Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, survival factions creative minigames skyblock roleplay prison economy pvp dungeons exploration breeding farming trading building community events mods plugins multiplayer, Survival Games, Vanilla
A 20,000 by 20,000 block Anarchy server. A unique anarchy server with a special map, and a unique economy. Normal things become ultra rare.
20k20k.org
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Bytewave MC
Bytewave MC, daily events, Endless, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, new, Parkour, Server, Survival, Upcoming
Bytewave MC is a new and upcoming Minecraft server! With our daily events and endless minigames, you are sure to have fun!
mc.bytewave.club
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Near Vanilla
Builds, community-driven, Competitions, Cooperative, cooperative builds, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Gaming, International, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player competitions, Server, shopping, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant districts, Whitelist
Server Name: Near Vanilla IP: play.nearvanilla.com Website: https://nearvanilla.com Server Guide: Our Notion Page Map: https://map.nearvanilla.com Overview:
Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The server welcomes all play styles and offers various events and activities for players to participate in. The server is international and community-driven, with constant communication on Discord.
Requirements:
- 18+ only
- Mature and Respectful
Zero Tolerance Policy:
No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudicial behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.
The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:
- Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
- WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
- Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
- Custom plugins created for the server
Apply Now:
FAQ:
Q: Can I join if I am under 18?
A: No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years and older.
Q: Are there any specific rules about player behavior?
A: Yes, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for hacking, glitching, griefing, bullying, discrimination, and toxic behavior.
Q: What is the server’s communication platform?
A: The server uses Discord for communication and community discussions.
Q: Are there any custom plugins on the server?
A: Yes, the server has custom plugins for features like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, and Kickafk.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?
A: You can apply through the server’s website by clicking on the provided link.
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Lost Legacy Realms 1.21.1
1.21.1, dismissed news, easily forgotten, Forgotten, forgotten events, forgotten incidents, forgotten occurrences, forgotten stories, Honestly, Legacy, Lost, memory lapse, not remembered, not surprised, not surprising, Overlooked, overlooked details, overlooked incidents, overlooked news, Realms, unexpected, UNSURPRISING, unsurprising events
Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!You can build your own crazy cool fortress and defend it from evil mobs, like a boss! Plus, there’s hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored.
And get this, there’s even a dance party every Friday night at the village square! Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s goooooo!
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SleepCraftSeparateRooms
awkward, balance, body spray, Cologne, Conversation, Couch, gagging, guest bedroom, husband, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Request, Restaurant, separate rooms, SleepCraftSeparateRooms, Sleeping, Smells, smoke, Toddler, triggers, unreasonable
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
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TuneInMinecraftSMP
background music, currently listening, ear candy, favorite songs, mood music, Music, music addiction, music discovery, music genres, music is life, music lovers, music obsession, music recommendations, music therapy, music vibes, Now Playing, playlist, song of the day, Soundtracks, TuneInMinecraftSMP, Tunes
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of dancing llamas came out of nowhere and started breakdancing with me. It was lit AF, bro. And another time, we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a PET DRAGON.But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground parties with the Endermen, where we all wear pumpkin heads and do the cha-cha slide. And every full moon, the creepers throw a disco party in the Nether. It’s wild, man.
So if you want to join in on the insanity, come on over to our server and let’s have a blast together! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. Trust me, you’re gonna need ’em.