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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8983 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7296 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.
And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.