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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

>32 years old, back pain, beautiful future, bills, BoomerCraft, car trouble, Carefree, Falling In Love, hanging out with friends, love, Minecraft, Misery, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, Sadness, Server, teenage girls, wasted life, wasted youth, went to library for the first time in 8 years

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2896

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could turn back time to your carefree teenage years? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and relive your youth by building epic structures, exploring magical lands, and hanging out with friends without a care in the world.

Forget about bills, back pain, and car troubles – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword! Fall in love with the game all over again and create a beautiful future in a virtual world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the misery of adult life. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

PS2MinecraftSMPMastermind

best selling, best selling console, DVD player, game library, game lineup, gamecube, gamecube games, gaming console, gaming consoles, gaming experience, ps2, PS2 console, ps2 games, PS2 generation, PS2MinecraftSMPMastermind, video game console, video games, Xbox, xbox games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	9247	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that the PS2 is the ultimate gaming console of all time! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our world is actually powered by PS2 consoles hidden deep underground. That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is all thanks to the power of the PS2!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried somewhere in our world is the legendary PS2 DVD, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and the ability to play any game ever made. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate gamer?

Join us now and experience the nostalgia of the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox generation like never before. Who needs fancy graphics and modern consoles when you have the power of the PS2 on your side? So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and let’s game on, PS2 style!

Sleepover Shenanigans Minecraft Server

AITAH, asking, budapest, clubbing, Defensive, Europe, Frustrated, Fun, hostel, inexperienced guys, mad, Minecraft, neutral, Physical, PITY, PRETTY, private life, random girl, Server, sex, Shenanigans, sleep with friend, sleepover, solo traveler, vacation, Virgin

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most inexperienced players can thrive! Just like Eren, who went from being a Minecraft virgin to a pro player in just one night!

Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!

Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!

CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

aita, Animals, Crumbl cookies, CrumblCraft, Dinner, drinking problem, ebt benefits, FRIDAY, habits, Kids, minimum wage, MONEY, neighbors, NoCookieSharingAITA, play sets, Poor, sharing, smoking, SNACKS, Treat, TV, Wealthy, work

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	96	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crops Grown:	9155	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, remarkable, serendipity, strange, surreal, Uncanny, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	8114
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6018	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Star Shards Collected:	261
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	805	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!