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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 331 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
AstralSpiff is a talented 
