#rollonthefloorlaughing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs

BETRAYAL, Bonding, Boundaries, Cooking, cooking skills, CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, loyalty, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, teaching

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!

And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, Decreased energy, Experience, getting older, grey hair, growing old, health concerns, joint pain, Life Changes, Longevity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, signs of aging, slow metabolism, smp, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2345
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!

MineCraftNostalgia

childhood favorites, classic games, gaming classics, gaming habits, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming pastime, gaming tradition, minecraftnostalgia, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Old video games, regular basis, retro consoles, retro gaming, retro gaming community, retro gaming revival, timeless games, video game collection, Vintage Consoles, vintage gaming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Do you still play Minecraft like it’s your job? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Join our server and travel back in time to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.

Kim’s Chunky Meds

chunky, Diplomacy, government officials, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, healthcare access, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s health, Kims, medication, Medicines, meds, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, political news, seoul, Treatment, weight management

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

ZombMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Creative Minigames factions Roleplay PVP Economy Towny Adventure Skywars Parkour Prison Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Tekkit Hexxit Tekkit Feed the Beast Forge

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.zombmc.co.uk

MineForgeRPG

CustomTexture, Economy, Farm2win, Islands, Minecraft, MineForgeRPG, NewArmor, NewItem, power, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3037
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7214	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

4 ISLANDS FIGHT FOR ULTIMATE POWER! 100% VANILLA / FARM2WIN / CUSTOM TEXTURE NEW ARMOR / NEW ITEM

mineforgerpg.hosterfy.eu:60319

GudraWorld Anarchy .. Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, Clan, donation, gudraworld, interface, menu, Minecraft, Mode, Npc, Opening, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Spawn, Spheres, System, Teleportation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

@everyone @here

⚔ Anarchy Mode Opening ⚔

Hi all! ?

You’ve all been waiting and asking us for a long time. And now, finally, we are ready to tell you about the opening of a completely new, unique and inimitable mode – Anarchy! ?

Despite all our desire, we will not be able to tell about this mode in all its details. We simply do not have enough of a whole post to fit in at least 1/3 of all the details and subtleties. ?

Of course, we can’t leave you completely without information. So, to interest you a little more, we will list some things you will encounter in the mode without details:

◽ Separate world with spawn

◽ Game interface (tab, scoreboard, greeting)

◽ Various menus (main menu, donation, warps, etc.)

◽ Auction for players to place items

◽ A buyer who buys up players’ resources

◽ Clan system

◽ Private with blocks

◽ Random teleportation

◽ Alchemist

◽ Fair PVP mode system

◽ Quests, battle pass

◽ Cool work with quests

◽ NPC

◽ Cool donation shop

◽ Cases

◽ Privileges

◽ Balanced sets

◽ Two currencies (coins and GudraPoints)

◽ Magic SPHERES

In general, we managed to do a lot of interesting things! So hurry up and visit the new mode and find out everything that we couldn’t fit into this post, and soon a video will be ready in which we will briefly tell and show everything ?

And remember: nothing is more important than protecting the heart of your base! ☝

185.17.0.21:25538

CareHurt Minecraft Server

care, CareHurt, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, counseling, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, hate, healing, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, stop hurting, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of accidentally hurting your friends in Minecraft? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special potion that reverses the effects of friendly fire! Now you can play without worrying about accidentally hitting your buddies with a pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where if you try to hurt someone you hate, a giant chicken will swoop down from the sky and peck them to oblivion! It’s like having your own personal bodyguard in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

TinyTotsTrespassing911

broken items, child behavior, Communication Issues, compensation, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, electronic devices, family conflict, Frustration, Home Invasion, language barrier, legal action, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborly relations, parenting, police involvement, property damage, school supplies, theft, TinyTotsTrespassing911

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6566	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ores Mined:	9448
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even 3-year-olds are breaking into houses and causing chaos! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you never know what might happen next.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual house ransacked by a toddler, munching on your virtual cereal and breaking your virtual devices. It’s like a virtual reality sitcom, but in Minecraft form! And don’t worry, we have police stations in the game too, just in case you need to file a virtual report against your virtual neighbor’s virtual child.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the unexpected is the norm and the laughter never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? See you in the game!