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NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	3916	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

SickBoyfriendNoProblem

amusement park, Best Friend, Boyfriend, elden ring, food poisoning, going without me, insensitive, kolache, Planning, rollercoasters, shitting constantly, sick, SickBoyfriendNoProblem, staying home, TICKETS, trip, weekends off, WIBTA, work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	4694
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	706

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Dragon Eggs Found:	1731
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mines Excavated:	1680	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6400
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	8302
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crops Grown:	2636
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5706
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	4914	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	972
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crops Grown:	5002	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!