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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
