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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 716 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to a crowd of zombie villagers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.