Roll It Up – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BorderCraft Minecraft Server

Adviser, border, border security, BorderCraft, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial proposal., Diplomacy, foreign policy, geographical changes, Government, international relations, Minecraft, North America, Politics, proposes, Redrawing, Report, Server, territorial boundaries, trump, united states, US

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, i swear. like, you gotta join because we got this crazy story where a trump adviser was like, “let’s redraw the border between Canada and the US.” can you imagine that? like, we’re gonna have a whole new country in the middle of nowhere.

and like, on this server, we’re gonna have so much fun building and exploring and just being total goofballs. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, just because they could. and another player who made a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. like, who even thinks of that stuff?

so yeah, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, you gotta join our server. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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SanctionCraft: LiftedSoon!

Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, foreign relations, global affairs, international relations, international sanctions, lifted, LiftedSoon, Politics, putin, russia, Russia relations, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions policy, sanctions relief, trump, Trump administration, united states, US president, US-Russia relations

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, okay? we got pigs that can fly, like for realz. and our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and stuff.

oh, and get this, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips and shoot arrows at the same time. he once defeated a dragon with just a wooden sword and some string. true story, bro.

also, we have a dance party every friday night at the village square. we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up. it’s lit, fam.

so come join our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a TNT trap. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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Astro Dirt Deficiency – Microbe Madness

Astro, astronaut health, astronauts’ health, cold sores, deficiency, Dirt, health risks, immune system, ISS, lack of dirt, madness, Microbe, Microbes, microbial balance, microbial diversity, microbial exposure, rashes, scientists, space exploration, space habitats, space research, space station, Space Travel, sterile environment, study

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of all that dirt and grime on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world – we’re talking space station vibes, baby!

Scientists have found that the lack of dirt in space can actually damage astronauts’ health, causing rashes and cold sores. But fear not, because we’ve got the solution – adding microbes to our space station Minecraft server!

Join us now and experience the cleanest, most sterile environment you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs dirt when you’ve got the stars as your backdrop? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy space adventures you’ll encounter while exploring our server.

So what are you waiting for? Blast off into the unknown and join us on our space station Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss.

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Lost Shard

Building Opportunities, Capture Points, Clans, Community Events, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Events, Factions, land ownership, Lost, magic system, Monsters, Player Economy, player store, player-driven economy, Plot Ownership, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Shard, Skill System, Trading, ultima online

Overview:

Features
Custom PvP server based on Ultima Online
Land ownership, clans, skills, magic, dungeons
No need to install mods

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	1.21.4
What sets this PvP server apart?	Players can level up skills, trade gold for currency, own plots of land with no disturbance from others, create alliances, claim capture points, and participate in a player-driven economy.
How can I connect to the server?	Visit minecraft.lostshard.com to connect.
Where can I find more information about the plot, skills, and economy system?	Visit www.lastshard.net for more details.

WildGrove Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bon, Content Creation, ENERGY, Entertainment, female streamers, forgive me, Gaming, internet culture, Live streaming, Online Community, online content, Realms, Stream, streaming, Thread, tomboy thread, tomboy vtubers, Tomboys, Tourist, virtual personality, Vtuber, WildGrove

Yo, bro, forget about tomboy VTubers, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual tomboys running around like crazy, mining diamonds and slaying creepers with their badass energy! You won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else, trust me. Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll forget all about those VTubers in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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SpaceCadetCraft Minecraft Server

child behavior, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, emotional well being, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gatherings, Family Values, mental health, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal space, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SpaceCadetCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your troubles. We promise you won’t find any passive-aggressive behavior here, only good vibes and laughter.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from all the negativity and drama. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast with your online pals? Plus, we have a strict “no silent treatment” policy – communication is key, even in the world of Minecraft!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next. Leave the real-life drama behind and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BandJamzCraft

band member, BandJamzCraft, Concert, Cow with sponge feets, goofy interlude, Italian song, JOKE, kicked out, member, music band, neutral, Political, recruiting, reddit, School Band, serious, Setlist, Teacher, USSR Anthem

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of starting a band with your fellow players. Want to open a concert with the USSR Anthem just for laughs? Go for it! We encourage creativity and fun in our community.

But wait, there’s more! How about adding a song about a cow with sponge feet to your setlist? Only on our server can you unleash your wildest musical fantasies without anyone killing your vibe.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music and laughter flow freely. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft rockstar!

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YummyGrossOut – Minecraft SMP

culinary surprises, deceptive food, disgusting food, food aesthetics, food appearance, food appearances, food discoveries, food experiences, food impressions, food misconceptions, food perceptions, food presentation, food reactions, food surprises, Minecraft, smp, surprisingly delicious, surprisingly good., tasty surprises, unexpected flavors, visually unappealing, YummyGrossOut

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that will blow your mind. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Yeah, you heard me right, a potato!

And don’t even get me started on the food in this place. You know that food that looks gross but tastes amazing? Well, on our server, we have a special dish called “Slime Surprise.” It looks like a pile of gooey green slime, but when you take a bite, it tastes like a gourmet meal made by Gordon Ramsay himself. It’s like a flavor explosion in your mouth, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most delicious adventures of your life. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing cow. It’s a crazy world out there, folks!

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AngryCraft: Minecraft Madness

anger, AngryCraft, ANNOYING, BETRAYAL, Character, despised, Disappointment, emotions, Entertainment, film, Frustration, HATED, infuriating, madness, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, RAGE, series, Story, television, tv show, Upset

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies that just make you roll your eyes? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own world and escape from the ridiculousness of TV and movies.

Imagine a world where the characters from that annoying TV show you hate are constantly getting blown up by creepers or falling into lava pits. Or maybe you want to recreate that cringeworthy plotline from that movie that made you want to throw your popcorn at the screen. Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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EUcraft Server: No Tariffs, Just Blocks!

Bloc, blocks, caustic comments, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, european union, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, tariff threats, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got all the craziest builds and the sickest mods. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the EU pushing back against Trump, but in Minecraft form. we’re all about that drama and chaos, just like in real life. come join us and be part of the madness. plus, we got free cookies for all new players. so, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? come on, man, don’t miss out on all the fun!

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