Rolexes Minecraft Servers

Rolexes Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

    Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6054
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

    Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

    With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

    Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1518
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Not Over Minecraft Server

    Not Over Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7680
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

    And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4874
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

    Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

    Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

    Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2920
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

    4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 3866
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Hate Minecraft Server

    No Hate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5250
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

    Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4040
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Animals Bred: 104 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

    So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

    Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7424
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

    Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

    So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • $50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

    $50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 345
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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