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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2291 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!