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CraftyBizDegreeWoes

business degree, career, CraftyBizDegreeWoes, DEBT, Decision making, economics, education, education system, employment, finance, financial investment, future planning, job market, job prospects, learning, market analysis, money management, roi, Skills, student loans, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet castle with your friends! why waste your time studying when you can be crafting diamond pickaxes and fighting off creepers? our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

MineSex Minecraft Server

Connection, desire, emotional impact, Haunting, Intimacy, intimacy issues, longing, Memory, Minecraft, MineSex, past experiences, personal reflection, physical sensation, psychological impact, regret, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sex, sexual experience, sexual frustration, Trauma, vaginal wall

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

2751CraftyCraftLord, Android, blacksmith, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Marciana, Minecraft, Naga, new players, nikg, nikke, PC, smp, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!

BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, anxiety, bathroom time, BathroomCraft, Bowel Movements, caregiving, Communication, compromise, daily routines, Edition, Empathy, long term relationship, medical conditions, mental stress, MS, multigenerational home, neurological conditions, partner dynamics, personal space, privacy, quiet time, relationship conflict, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	463	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8105
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.

Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!

StinkyCraft: Smell Edition

awful smell, burnt nostrils, disgusting smell, Edition, foul stench, lingering odor, lingering trauma, nauseating fragrance, offensive fumes, olfactory assault, overpowering stench, putrid scent, repulsive aroma, revolting stink, sensory memory, smell, StinkyCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, unforgettable experience, unforgettable smell, unpleasant odor

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!

LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

crashed economy, event disruption, government official, lettuce banner, LettuceCraft, liz truss, Liz Truss controversy, LizTrussGoneWild, media coverage, news headline, political backlash, political embarrassment, Political protest, political rally, Political satire, political statement, public figure, public speaking, stage exit, stage incident, UK politics, viral moment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style 🥬 join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! 🤪 #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness 🌱🎮

HungryCrafters

avid eaters, children, eating behavior, emotions, Environment, Food, food approach traits, food cues, hunger signals, HungryCrafters, parents, research

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.

Aetheria: Where you can build a castle, start a war, and still argue about the best way to structure society

admin intervention, Aetheria, argue, Aspiring Mappers, bandit, barista, BUILD, Castle, Colonize, Conquer, Discord, Factions, Geopolitics, Grand Cities, Limited Intervention, Mapper’s Guild, MCMMO, PvE, rich history, Roaming, society, Start, structure, TAVERN, trade empire, Vibrant Community, War, Wiki Page, Wilderness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Overview:

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding offers a dynamic and immersive experience where players can compete, collaborate, conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join our vibrant community and leave your mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

FAQ:

What is worldbuilding?

Worldbuilding in Aetheria is a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate and compete to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build cities, and shape the world’s destiny. The world’s history is documented in an Aetheria wiki page.

What can you do in Aetheria?

The world is yours in Aetheria. There is limited admin intervention, so players can conquer the world through might or trade empire. You can become a barista at a tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness. The possibilities are endless.

Join us in Aetheria and make your mark on the world!

Discord: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

MHA Madness Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, 8/10, babies, Cliche, couples, Development, Endeavor, ending, Father, female character, fight choreography, generic crap, Hero, madness, main villain, Manga, Master, mc, mha, Minecraft, Mother, number 1, pacing, power of friendship, review, rival, Server, subversive, talk no jutsu, trophy housewife, Villain

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring manga tropes? Join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable experience! Just like how this manga surprised everyone, our server will surprise you with its crazy antics and wild adventures.

Forget about being the number one player, on our server, we don’t care about that! Just like the MC in the manga, all we care about is having fun and being heroes in our own right. And guess what? The MC’s mother is alive and kicking on our server, ready to join in on the action!

Say goodbye to the typical rival-turned-villain storyline, because on our server, our rivals stay true to their paths and don’t go down the dark side. And don’t even get us started on the master who doesn’t die in the middle of the story – only symbolically, of course!

Join us for a server ending that doesn’t revolve around couples and babies, but instead focuses on the crazy adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. With a rating of 8/10, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience!

iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5788	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!