Macron’s Minecraft: Russian Rogues

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Welcome to The Minecraft Republic of Macron: An Uncanny Continent of Chaos

Ever attempted to mine your way through a geopolitical quagmire? Well, now you can! The server isn’t just a world of blocks—it’s a colossal riddle wrapped in an enigma, dipped in a bucket of chaos.

🚨 SERVER OPENING: A Disturbance in the End Dimension 🚨

Join us on 11/11/2023 and step cautiously into a land where every block may conspire against you!

Reality is optional here, but conspiracy is mandatory!

Foreboding Features of Our Altered Reality

Feature	Description
The Macron Monolith	A towering edifice that pulses with vague threats from the Russian Confederation of Endermen. Are they diplomats or mere spawns? Your guess is as good as your diamond pickaxe!
Transdimensional Turbulence	Experience the unique challenges as you discover that your crafting table might just be the key to international diplomacy… or your demise. “Crafting for Peace” is the new motto!
Unstable Biomes	Traverse through regions where the trees whisper secrets of NATO alliances or erupt into spontaneous chaos, resembling a riot of pixelated sprites! Prepare to question your reality.
Mandatory Parley	You will NEED to tame villagers and convince them that Creepers are actually just misunderstood foreign policy analysts. Can you change their minds? Or will they craft your very own diplomatic meltdown?

Recommendations from Disgruntled Players:

"Is this a server or a never-ending debate? I logged on for blocks, ended up in a political science lecture!" — Anonymous Miner

⚠️ DO YOU DARE? ⚠️

Beware! This server has been banned in 12 countries, but no one knows why! Could the answer lie within the glitched Nether portal?

Conspiratorial Clusters: Uncover the Truth!

Why are the villagers speaking in cryptic proverbs? Because in the world of Macron, every word is a double-edged sword, my friends! Or perhaps, a redstone mechanism gone mad…
Rumors of a Secret Society of Crafters: Whispers say they control the very laneways of trade, ensuring that diamonds are traded at the cost of one emotional breakdown per transaction. Will you join their ranks or defy their whims?

“Features” or “Nightmares”? You Decide:

Bureaucratic Battles: Every time you try to build, a faction from the shadow realm insists on negotiating development permits—only in Creeper speak!
Bridge to Nowhere: Construct a monument on the Server—a bridge that leads to… confusion. Will you face the ominous void or confront your blocky fears of failure?

FAQs That Lead to More Questions:

Q: How do I explain to my grandmother why I’m playing this server? A: Just tell her that Minecraft is part of a larger geopolitical strategy. If she questions your sanity, invite her to join you in our chaotic realm!
Q: Is there actually a Russian threat? A: Reference unavailable… but why not ask the Ender Dragons? They have strong opinions on trade tariffs!

The Last Call to Adventure

Step lightly, my fellow pixelated pioneers! The Minecraft Republic of Macron awaits with its dizzying fabric of intrigue, surprise, and sheer bedlam. Confusion is but a click away—where the only certainty is unpredictability and every corner may yield a brand new absurd reality!

Join us now, and perhaps—just perhaps—you’ll uncover why France is entangled in this chaotic block world!

Will you emerge as the hero of rationality or plunge into the depths of absurdity? Only one way to find out… and it might just require sacrificing a few stacks of cobblestone!

KimJongCraft – No Rogues Allowed!

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come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than north korea and rubio combined! our server is so rogue, it makes kim jong-un look like a fluffy bunny. come build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist. we have more explosions than a trump tweet storm and more chaos than a white house press conference. join now and experience the thrill of being a true rogue state in the world of minecraft!

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[1.20.4] Call of the Wild – A Warrior Cats Roleplay Server

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Call of the Wild(Open since 8th of May, 2018, currently active!)

A Warrior Cats Roleplay Server based on the Book Series by Erin Hunter!

(Please note – this server is based on the series, do NOT join if you have not read AT LEAST one book from the Warriors series! If you join and are unfamiliar with the series, then you will be asked to leave. This may seem unfriendly, but it’s because we have nothing to offer you! Thank you).

Enter Call of the Wild, a lively warrior cats roleplay server with plenty to offer! Our beginner rank gives you access to five Clans and two character slots!

Join the server and create your first characters! Roleplay as a brave ThunderClan warrior, a swift WindClan runner, a stealthy ShadowClan warrior, a tree-leaping SkyClan cat, or a talented RiverClan fisher!

High Ranks are always open to applications, so don’t hesitate to give us your best shot and become a character who will go down in COTW’s history!

High Ranks

ThunderClanLeader: Moss’star (Finchstriker)Deputy: Lychee (Lilicrow)Medicine Cat: Jackalsmoke (toonpey)Medicine Cat Apprentice: Gingerpaw (itsteacuphere)

RiverClanLeader: Lilystar (frxmthxgxllxws)Deputy: Coyotestorm (Dalket29)

Medicine Cat: Lyriumshard (Rayfade_)Medicine Cat Apprentice: Gullpaw (SpookyChair)

WindClanLeader: Kauristar (agaygod)Deputy: OPEN!Medicine Cat: Dreamywish (MarcellusLapis)Medicine Cat Apprentice: OPEN!

ShadowClanLeader: Barleystar (Rayfade_)

Deputy: OPEN!Medicine Cat: Kitesplash (Lilicrow)Medicine Cat Apprentice: Lizardpounce (TeenyPuff)

SkyClanLeader: Huckleberrystar (toonpey)Deputy: Crowshimmer (bodyetal)Medicine Cat: Alliumsnow (agaygod)Medicine Cat Apprentice: Grapepaw (frxmthxgxllxws)

BloodClanLeader: Ceobe (Lilicrow)Next-in-Line: Eveningsky (Grayteeth)

Tribe of Rushing WaterStoneteller: Glacier (Dalket29)To-Be: OPEN!

Dark ForestDictator: Weaselstar (Rayfade_)

TigerClanMonarch: Locustroar (TeenyPuff)Centurion: Palesky (MossyRoads)Serpente: Cinnarbartwitch (bodyetal)Serpente Scruffling: OPEN!

LionClanMonarch: Burningroar (MarcellusLapis)Centurion: OPEN!Seeker: Citrusburst (itsteacuphere)Seeker Scruffling: Sandscruff (_RainbowRosie)

LeopardClanMonarch: Acaciaroar (Rayfade_)Centurion: Guavaflow (Grayteeth)Stargazer: N/AStargazer Scruffling: Galagoscruff (Finchstriker)

Event Info:

Tensions are rising between the panthera clans, tigers now threatening to overwhelm lions as battle unfolds. However, the healers of the three clans are up to something, as an ex-serpente now plots against the very secret he unlifted…

Roleplay your character’s path through life, take part in fun, character-developing roleplay events such as battles, Gatherings and even prophecies!

With the purchase of reasonably-priced ranks, players can unlock further groups to roleplay as, including kittypets and strays with the Domesticated rank, rogues and loners with the Untamed rank, fierce BloodClan cats with the Marauder rank, mysterious Tribe cats with the Muddyfurred rank, powerful cats of StarClan and the Dark Forest with the Silverpelt rank, and even monstrous lions, leopards, and tigers with the Ancestor rank!

Other perks such as colour chat, italics and HEX colours in your nick, /nick, /hat, /fly, /feed, /editsign, nick rooms, and disguises are also part of different rank purchases!

We have an active, friendly Discord server, and hands-down the best people the Warriors community has to offer! Come join us, and make friends that will last for a lifetime! We hope to see you around!

The server version is 1.20.4

Join us on Discord at the link below!Call of the Wild Discord

If you find yourself having any issues on the server or in the Discord, don’t hesitate to contact any of the staff members listed below!

Owner: Rayfade_

Co-Owner: TeenyPuffModerators: agaygod, frxmthxgxllxws, Grayteeth, Dalket29Artists: MossyRoads, Finchstriker, LilicrowApprentice: N/A

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InternetApocalypse Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, connectivity crisis, Cyber Security, digital age, digital divide, global communication, global impact, information blackout, information chaos, internet outage, internet shutdown, InternetApocalypse, Minecraft, modern society, network failure, online economy, smp, societal collapse, state of the world, technological apocalypse, technological disruption, technology dependence, virtual world dependence

OMG guys, like imagine if the internet just like, disappeared tomorrow? Like, we’d all be lost without our memes and cat videos, amirite? But fear not, because on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, we have our own internet! Yeah, you heard me right, we’ve got our own virtual world where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content.

Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but who cares about them, amirite?). We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command (for all your trolling needs, of course).

And get this, we’ve got a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our totally not made up Minecraft SMP and let’s create some chaos together! #internetforever #minecraft4life #creeperexplosionsgalore

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NakedCraft: Where Pixels Are the Only Cover!

acceptance, body positivity, clothing, comfort, consequences, cover, culture, freedom, Human nature, Individuality, Liberation, modesty, NakedCraft, nudity, personal choice, pixels, public nudity, Self-expression, shame, social norms, societal norms, society, taboo

Welcome to a Minecraft server where everyone is naked all the time! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where clothing is optional and creativity is key.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, ride a pig into battle, and mine for diamonds in your birthday suit. It’s a nudist paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your decency).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of elite players who fight crime and creepers in their birthday suits. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their battle cries are as fierce as their tan lines.

So why join our naked Minecraft server? Because life is too short to wear pants, and who needs clothes when you have a diamond sword? Come join us for a wild ride, and remember – in this world, the only thing that’s covered is your sense of humor.

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, business secretary, consequences, Decision making, economic policy, Economy, global market, Government, Impact, international relations, Minecraft, negative effects, Politics, protectionism, Server, steel tariffs, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, uk, US

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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AussieBlockParty

AussieBlockParty, Australia, Australian economy, buying homes, foreign investment, Foreign investors, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing market intervention, housing market restrictions, Investment, overseas buyers, property market, property ownership, real estate, regulations, residential properties, temporary ban

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join now!! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas building houses, it’s a total party down under, mate!

But wait, there’s more! We’re blocking all foreign investors from buying homes for 2 years, so you know the property values are gonna be through the roof! Literally, because we have a sky-high building limit and you can build the tallest tower ever seen in Minecraft history.

And get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and evil emus. It’s like a real-life Australian adventure, but in blocky pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, mate!

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Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

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ToxicCraft: Govt Secrets & Fire Pollution

chemical makers, drinking water limits, environmental contamination, environmental hazards, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, Fire, Govt, hazardous chemicals, industrial secrecy, Pollution, pollution control, pollution source, public disclosure, public health risk, Secrets, toxic heavy metals, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, trade secrets, US government, water contamination, wildfire suppressants

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle! our server is so lit that even the US government is trying to keep our secrets under wraps. we got crazy chemicals that will make your gameplay so wild, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss. forget about drinking water limits, we’re all about breaking boundaries and reaching new heights. join us now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft!

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Determinacy

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chill, Community, Crafting, Determinacy, Exploration, freedom, Friendly, Limitless, long term, multiplayer, No Rules, open world, player-driven, Sandbox, Survival, Survival multiplayer, survival server, Unrestricted

Server Name	Determinacy.net
Server Focus	No rules, vanilla gameplay
Server Creation Date	June 3, 2020
Main Goal	Play Minecraft without rules, as intended by developers
Server IP	Determinacy.net
Server Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/9gx8Fnh

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What sets Determinacy.net apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Determinacy.net prides itself on having no rules and offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience. Players are free to play how they want without restrictions.

Q: Can I join the server without following any rules?

A: Yes, Determinacy.net encourages players to play Minecraft without any rules in place. However, players are expected to respect others and follow basic etiquette.

Q: How long will the server be up and running?

A: The goal of Determinacy.net is to have the server running indefinitely, allowing players to join and enjoy a rule-free Minecraft experience for as long as possible.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Determinacy.net support?

A: Determinacy.net currently supports Minecraft version 1.21.4, allowing players to experience the latest features and updates.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community outside of the game?

A: Players can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/9gx8Fnh to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in community events.

Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

1.20.4, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beastly, beauty, DATING, evolutionary biology, fertility crisis, gender dynamics, genetic diversity, less attractive, MATCHMAKING.., mating preferences, Men, pair, partner selection, physical appearance, relationships, reproductive success, social experiment, societal norms, society, Women

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!

We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!

Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

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FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos you could cause with that power. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas that give out quests for you to complete.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. So if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever and show off your biggest flaw (mine is that I can’t stop building giant statues of myself), then come on over and join the fun!

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CoolKidVanishedCraft

adolescence, bullying, childhood memories, CoolKidVanishedCraft, fitting in, gossip, growing up, high school, Nostalgia, Outsider, peer pressure, popular kid, popularity contest, Rumors, School, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social status, teenage drama, teenage experiences, teenage years

Remember that popular kid in school who always seemed to have it all? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared after trying to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that they were never seen again, but their diamond house still stands as a warning to all who dare to be too flashy.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.

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