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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7885 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.
3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.
4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.
So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!
