1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the world with their wisdom and woolly charm.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself guards the biggest loot of them all.
3. Our server is powered by the tears of griefers, so if you ever feel like causing chaos, just know that your tears will only make us stronger.
4. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a bat or breathe underwater like a fish? We’ve got you covered.
5. The server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the purest of heart to enter. Are you brave enough to pass the test?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun).
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Towny | Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers. |
| Jobs | Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system. |
| Perks | Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town. |
| Live Map | An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above. |
| Chest Shops | Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops. |
| Custom Items | Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay. |
| Community Events | Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in. |
A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.
A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com
A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.
A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
