Roflstomping MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: OverwatchSMP Drama Queens

fps, freedom, Tilda key, Precision, Reflexes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take PC gaming to a whole new level! Our server is filled with players who are obsessed with their mouse and keyboard setups.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your mouse is your eyes and your aim, an extension of your reflexes. We have players who are so passionate about their mechanical key switches that they could write a love letter to their favorite key (looking at you, Tilda key enthusiasts).

On our server, we believe that mouse and keyboard are essential for dominating in games like Bastion in Overwatch. The precision and control that only a mouse can provide is what sets us apart from the rest.

So, if you’re ready to experience total control, speed, and maybe just a few extra letters, then come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic mouse and keyboard skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true gaming soulmate in the form of a key switch.

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New Server IP
CraftyPutinVsBiden2022

funding, Energy Sector, economic impact, diplomatic pressure, Conflict Resolution

come join our epic minecraft server where we impose harsh sanctions on all players who dont follow the rules! we cut off funding for anyone trying to start a war in our pixelated world. be like biden and show those russian oil industry players who’s boss! join now for a wild ride of blocky battles and crazy sanctions!

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New Server IP
Minecraft Addictive Behaviors Server

Server, Masturbation, pornography use, addictive sexual behaviors, Minecraft

come join our minecraft server and escape from all the addictive sexual behaviors plaguing society! we promise a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of worrying about your questionable internet habits. plus, if you’re a dude who’s tired of being judged for your solo activities, we got your back! religious or not, everyone is welcome to join our wacky world of blocky adventures. so ditch the guilt and grab your pickaxe, because on our server, the only addiction you’ll have is to the thrill of the game!

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New Server IP
CastiaMC

effects, GEMSTONES, Towny, Black Market, Community
CastiaMC

IP rdt.castiamc.com

Website castiamc.com

Server Version 1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive.

Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:
Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: castiamc.com/rules

What are you waiting for? Join today!
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New Server IP
Pixel Vortex 1.21.3

Charm, attraction, alpha male, FANTASY, Stereotypes

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! This place is run by a self-proclaimed sex symbol hyper Chad, like, can you even imagine the levels of epicness?

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the owner is basically a walking magnet for the ladies? It’s like a virtual paradise for all the thirsty gamers out there, am I right?

Plus, you never know what other crazy reasons there are for joining this server. Maybe there’s a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas or a hidden treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt in here and let’s start this wild adventure together!

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New Server IP
BorderCrossingMercenary

U.S.-Mexican Border, Russian influence, Military operations, honored, Geopolitics

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where a wagner mercenary dude who crossed the u.s.-mexican border got honored in russia weeks before getting arrested. like whaaat?! if that ain’t some wild shizz then i don’t know what is! join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some secret spy missions (just kidding…or am i?). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining, baby!

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New Server IP

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

Moonbat

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival SMP (no-griefing), Survival SMP (griefing)
Server Features	Player events, minigames (such as spleef), server updates, progress-safe SMP maps
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.1

FAQ

How often are player events held on the server?

We occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Are both SMP maps on the server safe from resets?

Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Can I grief other players on the Survival SMP with no-griefing rules?

No, griefing is not allowed on the no-griefing Survival SMP. There is another SMP on the server where griefing is allowed.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

Communication, 1.20.3, online interaction, online identity, Realms

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna snooze? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s right, our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a house while riding a roller coaster made of diamonds. And don’t forget about the epic PvP battles where you can fight against players wielding giant carrots as weapons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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New Server IP
FancyFuneralFitz Minecraft Server

Support, personal boundaries, friendship, group home, fixed income

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping each other out, but not to the extent of emotional blackmail! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and friendship (without the financial burden).

Our server is like a group home, but with blocks and mobs instead of roommates. Make friends, build amazing structures, and explore the vast world of Minecraft with fellow players who won’t guilt trip you for diamonds.

Experience the thrill of overcoming obstacles and challenges in-game, without the stress of real-life financial woes. Trust us, you won’t need to loan anyone money for dress clothes just to attend a virtual event on our server!

So come on, join us and leave the drama behind. Let’s game together and have a blast without the emotional rollercoaster of real life. See you in the game, where friendships are built on fun, not loans!

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New Server IP
PasswordCraft: TrustyGF Edition

Moving, Commission, trust issues, PasswordCraft, trustworthiness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust issues and relationship drama are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and block-building fun, where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated wonders.

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests, where you can team up with other players or go solo to conquer the virtual landscape. But beware, you never know when your in-game girlfriend might refuse to share her credit card details with you, leading to a virtual breakup that will have you questioning the very foundations of your blocky relationship.

But fear not, for our server is a place of endless possibilities and absurdity. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and drama. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the only drama is the kind that involves exploding TNT and not sharing virtual credit card details.

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New Server IP

Roflstomping

CastiaMC

General Information:

Community:

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How often are player events held on the server?

Are both SMP maps on the server safe from resets?

Can I grief other players on the Survival SMP with no-griefing rules?