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Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	1642	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8796
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ores Mined:	6718	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Votes:	8352	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!