Rodger Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	299	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Potions Brewed:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4900
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ores Mined:	9363
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5168	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	8945	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP

alarm clock, alarm clock tune, alarm melody, alarm noise, alarm ringtone, alarm sound, alarm tune, AlarmTuneMinecraftSMP, daily routine, favorite song, get out of bed, morning music, morning routine, Music, rise and shine, start the day, Wake Up, wake up call, wake up music, wake up playlist, wake up song

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	129
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Gems Collected:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue over who gets the last piece of cake, we prank each other with exploding sheep, and we have epic rap battles in the town square. Plus, our wake up alarm tunes are straight fire – from Justin Bieber to the Minecraft soundtrack, we’ve got it all!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. True story, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the flip side, my dudes! Peace out!

CraftyCombatVets

active military members, Challenges, Country, CraftyCombatVets, current state, Duty, experiences, feelings, Government, loyalty, Opinions, patriotism, Perspectives, perspectives on country., Politics, pride, sacrifice, service, society, united states, Veterans

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	436994	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world and all its chaos? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. But wait, there’s more!

For all you veterans and active military members out there, we have a special treat just for you. Not only will you get VIP access to exclusive areas on the server, but you’ll also receive a virtual salute from our pixelated army every time you log in.

So come on, join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret bunker where Herobrine is hiding out, plotting his next move against us. Let the games begin!

CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch

Canada, CraftyCanMexTariffsMarch, Denies, March, mexico, POSTPONED, Tariffs, White House

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Animals Bred:	140	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Towns Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the White House but without all the drama, we don’t deny anyone, except maybe creepers tryna blow up ur house lol. we were gonna postpone the Canada and Mexico tariffs to March but then we realized we don’t even have a trade deal with them so it’s all good. come join us for some epic builds and crazy adventures, we promise no political drama, just good old Minecraft fun!