rodent Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1648	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9121
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

Mouse in a Sock 1.21

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal cruelty, animal handling, animal instincts, animal phobia, animal rights, animal welfare, fear of mice, humane treatment, Mouse, Pest Control, pest extermination, Pest Management, pest prevention, rodent, rodent control, rodent removal, rodent repellent, Sock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	5631	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and release all that pent-up aggression on our virtual mice mobs!

We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.

Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.

And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.

Come join us and let the madness begin!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	108

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Rodent vs Human Immunotherapy Fun

amino acids, cancer immunotherapy, cancer immunotherapy target, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer treatment target, Differences, Fun, Human, human vs mouse, humans, immunotherapy, Medical research, Motif, oncology, PD-1, PD-1 characteristics, research, rodent, rodents, Target

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we gotz human vs mouse cancer immunotherapy battles goin on! We discovered sum weird PD-1 stuff dat be different in rodents and humans. Like, who knew mice and humans had different amino acids sequences? It’s like a whole new world of cancer-fighting shenanigans! Join now and be part of dis epic discovery! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a cure for cancer in Minecraft too! #RodentVsHuman #CancerImmunotherapyMadness

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	181	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	3674

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HamsterMC: Where hamsters rule the gangs, prisons, plots, and PvP action! Join the rodent revolution today!

action, Adventure, Black Market, Combat, control, DOMINATE, Economy, Escape, Gangs, HamsterMC, hamsters, Join, market, mettle, Plots, Prison Experience, Prisons, PvP, Resources, revolution, Rewards, Rivalries, rodent, rule, Smart Strategies, strategy, Survival, Today, TRADE WARS, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mines Excavated:	1984	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to HamsterMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Prison Experience!

Step into HamsterMC, where every decision counts and freedom is the ultimate prize. This isn’t just another prison server—it’s an action-packed adventure filled with strategy, alliances, and intense PvP battles!

Begin your journey in the heart of our expansive prison, a labyrinth of high-security cells, hidden passageways, and dangerous traps. Mine valuable resources, build powerful alliances, and climb the ranks by mastering unique crafting recipes and solving intricate puzzles. Stay sharp—every corner could hide a new challenge or a rival gang ready to test your skills in fierce PvP combat.

Here’s what makes HamsterMC stand out: – Dynamic Prison Economy: Dive into a bustling market where resources fluctuate, trade wars ignite, and smart strategies lead to great rewards. – Gang Rivalries: Join or create gangs to control the prison’s black market and dominate strategic locations. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling player-versus-player battles for control, respect, and survival.

Are you ready to prove your mettle and escape from HamsterMC? Adventure, strategy, and combat await in a prison like no other!

hamstermc.lol

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to hamstermc.lol using your Minecraft client.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a gang?	While joining a gang can provide benefits and alliances, you can also play solo and explore the prison on your own.
Are there any special crafting recipes?	Yes, there are unique crafting recipes in HamsterMC that can help you progress and survive in the prison.
What happens if I die in PvP combat?	If you die in PvP combat, you may lose some of your items, but you can respawn and continue playing.
Is there a way to escape from the prison?	Yes, the ultimate goal in HamsterMC is to prove your skills, climb the ranks, and eventually escape from the prison.

Rat’s Nest Minecraft Server

Analysis, animal, critter, cute, domesticated, Furry, Honest, Minecraft, NEST, Observation, opinion, Pest, pet, rat, Rats, review, rodent, Server, Small, Tail, Thoughts, Whiskers, Wild

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3534
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocky landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where rats are the rulers and you must prove your worth by taming and training them to do your bidding. That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, on our server, it’s all about building an army of rats to conquer the land!

But be warned, these rats are not your average Minecraft rodents. They have special abilities like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and even turning into giant rat monsters! So, if you think you have what it takes to become the ultimate rat king, then join our server and show us what you’re made of!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the rat revolution begin!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

eternity.mc.gg

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

cuzwedid.xyz

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2987

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	8176	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	591	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

BlockyBedDisaster

awkward conversation, awkward situation, bad experience, BlockyBedDisaster, cringeworthy experience, disappointing hookup, disappointing night, disastrous date, embarrassing hookup, Embarrassing moment, hookup gone wrong, hookup horror story, regretful encounter, regretful hookup, regretful night, regrettable decision, terrible sex, uncomfortable encounter, worst hookup, worst one night stand, worst sexual experience

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7678	Buildings Constructed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4433	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Star Shards Collected:	269
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Farms Harvested:	157

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!