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OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, body changes, body odor, CREEPERS, feminine hygiene, feminine odor, handle, hygiene, Menopause, natural body changes, odor control, OldFartCraft, personal hygiene, self-care, smell, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women, women’s bodies, Women’s Health, women’s wellness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3845	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

campus antics, college experience, college life, college parties, collide, crazy nights, Cunt, cunts, drinking games, frat boys, FratCraft, Fraternity, fraternity brothers, Greek life, Hookups, living it up, MAXXING, outrageous behavior, party culture, partying, reckless behavior, wild behavior, Wild nights

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, greatest of all time, historical achievements, history in the making, history makers, iconic, Legendary, record holders, record-breaking, setting the bar high, surpassing expectations, surpassing records, top performers, Trailblazers, Tread, Unbeatable, unbeatable records, unbeaten, unmatched, unmatched excellence, Unparalleled, Will they ever be surpassed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	56124	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

2015, 2016 election, 9/11, BoomerCraft, digital age, generational divide, internet, memes, millennial, Nostalgia, Older, online culture, pizza hut, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, spongebob, Stuck, Throwback, trends, twitter, viral content

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, art style, artistic expression, called.., classification, creativity, critique, definition, design, Evaluation, Exploration, form, genre, Identification, inquiry, Interpretation, Medium, Minecraft, Paradise, pixelated, question.., Server, Style, Technique, Visual

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	111	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3145
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!

RicePaddleCraft: Where Asian gamers unite to build, mine, and conquer pixelated worlds!

anti-imperialism, asian, Asian unity, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, Conquer, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, foreign policy, Gamers, imperial Japan, Industries, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Natural resources, pixelated, RicePaddleCraft, solidarity, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, worlds, 富國强兵

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dimension Hops:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote unity among the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese players! Forget about fighting mobs, our real enemies are the decadent Western imperialists trying to steal our diamonds and disrupt our peaceful mining operations.

Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!

So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!

Blocky Ragnarok: Crafting Chaos & Creepers Galore!

4Chan userbase, blocky, Chaos, client creation, coding, COMMUNITY SERVER, Crafting, CREEPERS, Galore, game development, game server, game threads, Gaming Community, gaming forum, mmorpg, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Player Base, private server, Ragnarok, ragnarok online, RMS link, VG, virtual world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those little guys running around! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution,” where you have to out-dance a group of explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon one of the hidden portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!