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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8607 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8552 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the ONLY place where left-handed people can dominate in “rock, paper, scissors”! Our server is specially designed for all the lefties out there who have been oppressed by right-handed scissors their whole lives.
We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!
