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CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	4285	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	2158
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Items Found:	4730
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	606580

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!