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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7578 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 665468 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!
