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SpaceXCrashCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this farmer dude was just minding his own business, tending to his crops and whatnot, when outta nowhere a frickin’ rocket from spacex comes crashing down into his field. like, can you even imagine the chaos?! now he’s all like “i’m gonna sue you, elon musk!” and we’re just here like, why deal with that drama when you can join our minecraft server instead? we promise no rockets will be crashing into your virtual farm, just good times and epic builds. plus, who needs legal action when you can just mine for diamonds and chill with your virtual pals? come join us and leave the rocket drama behind, trust us, it’s outta this world! -
SkyBlock Chaos
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got rocket debris falling from da sky like confetti at a party! it’s like a crazy obstacle course tryna dodge dat stuff while u build ur epic base.imagine flyin around on ur elytra and suddenly a chunk of rocket hits u outta nowhere, sending u spiralin down to the ground like a derp. it’s like a thrill ride every time u log on!
plus, there’s a 26% chance each year of airspace bein disrupted, so u never know when u gonna have to navigate through a field of floatin debris just to get to ur friend’s house. it’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with rockets instead of balls.
so come join us on dis server and experience the chaos for urself. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have rocket debris rainin down on u instead? let’s get wild, baby!
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Satellite Scramble Server
So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before! -
Block Party Cancelled
haha u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind??? well u found it!!! this server is so lit that all NIH study sections have been canceled indefinitely just so ppl can play on it!!! can u believe it??? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of something so epic that even science has to take a back seat!!! come join us and let’s make history together!!! #minecraftgoals #cancelthesestudysections #epicminecraftserver -
Sparkly Survival
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-vanilla Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock Features Land claiming, homes, ranks Community Vibe Non-toxic, anti-pvp FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server at discord.gg/sparklymc and apply to be whitelisted.
Is the server open to both Java and Bedrock players?
Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
What are some of the special features of the server?
The server offers land claiming, homes, ranks, and more as additional features.
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Hero’s Journey 1.20.3
Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like omg you won’t believe it!So like, the art direction on this server is like, totally out of this world. It’s like Picasso and Bob Ross had a baby and it created the most beautiful pixelated landscapes you’ve ever seen.
Join this server if you want your mind blown by the most epic builds and creations that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or a work of art.
Like, seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on experiencing the most mind-bending, eye-popping, jaw-dropping art direction in the history of Minecraft servers.
Don’t be a square, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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WeddingCraft2021
Are you tired of drama and unwanted guests ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your blocky friends.Imagine a world where your brother’s daughter can be the flower girl without any interference from jealous ex-girlfriends or nosy sisters-in-law. Picture a wedding procession where your brother proudly carries the rings down the aisle, with no drama in sight.
On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience and join us today! Because in the world of Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next.
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BlockLinksX LOL Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! We don’t just allow links to X, we encourage it! Why? Because we believe in living life on the edge and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even build a roller coaster that goes to the moon! And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our secret underground maze where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even encounter a friendly yeti.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!
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CanalCrazeCraft
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out! -
EpicEpilepsyCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition
join dis minecraft server cuz we got da most lit players around, like seriously we got a dude who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks, it’s insane. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have childhood epilepsy and they have special powers in the game, like being able to fly without wings or summoning diamond swords out of thin air. It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. And get this, they even have a higher chance of developing brain disorders like Alzheimer’s in the game, so it’s like real life but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be epic!