so, like, this farmer dude was just minding his own business, tending to his crops and whatnot, when outta nowhere a frickin’ rocket from spacex comes crashing down into his field. like, can you even imagine the chaos?! now he’s all like “i’m gonna sue you, elon musk!” and we’re just here like, why deal with that drama when you can join our minecraft server instead? we promise no rockets will be crashing into your virtual farm, just good times and epic builds. plus, who needs legal action when you can just mine for diamonds and chill with your virtual pals? come join us and leave the rocket drama behind, trust us, it’s outta this world!
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SpaceXCrashCraft Minecraft Server
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SkyBlock Chaos
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got rocket debris falling from da sky like confetti at a party! it’s like a crazy obstacle course tryna dodge dat stuff while u build ur epic base.imagine flyin around on ur elytra and suddenly a chunk of rocket hits u outta nowhere, sending u spiralin down to the ground like a derp. it’s like a thrill ride every time u log on!
plus, there’s a 26% chance each year of airspace bein disrupted, so u never know when u gonna have to navigate through a field of floatin debris just to get to ur friend’s house. it’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with rockets instead of balls.
so come join us on dis server and experience the chaos for urself. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have rocket debris rainin down on u instead? let’s get wild, baby!
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Satellite Scramble Server
So, like, this server is like a chinese rocket, but instead of breaking up and putting satellites at risk, we break up the blocks and put FUN at risk! join us and experience the thrill of building and destroying in a virtual world where anything is possible! we promise not to crash into any satellites, but we can’t guarantee you won’t crash into a creeper! lolz! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft like you’ve never seen before!