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SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

dating apps, dating struggles, Desperation, digital dating, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, looking for love, love, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, Singles, slim chances, smp, socializing, Swipecraft, Tinder, virtual dating, WORTH..

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	240
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

BioMamaNoBrideMom

bio mother, BioMamaNoBrideMom, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, estranged relationship, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, forgiveness, mother of the bride, neglect, parental figures, personal boundaries, self-care, substance abuse, toxic relationships, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding roles, wedding traditions

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	205
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and wedding planning collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with malnourished characters, substance-abusing NPCs, and a mother-of-the-bride showdown like no other.

Experience the thrill of standing up to your bio mother and telling her she’s not invited to your wedding because she wasn’t there for you. Watch as she tries to claim her spot as the mother of the bride, only to be shut down by your fierce aunt and supportive fiancé.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as your bio mother insists her boyfriend should walk you down the aisle, while you stand your ground and declare that your grandfather will be the one by your side. Who will win this battle of the wedding guests? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s filled with drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists, look no further. Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous wedding planning adventure you’ve ever experienced!

SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

awkward, Behavior, Communication, cringe-worthy, DATING, dating advice, DumbDaterMoment, DUMBEST, funny, humor, misconceptions, observations, red flags, Relationship Status, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-sabotage, single, SingleSMP, social cues, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	956

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

CraftyDisasterMC

avoid at all costs, avoid buying, bad purchase, buyer beware, cautionary products, cheaply made, CraftyDisasterMC, disappointing products, low quality., not recommended, not worth it, not worth the hype, not worth the price, overrated products, poor performance, product recommendation, regret buying, stay away, subpar quality, Waste of Money, worst products

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

50M, Amazon, Amazon damage, AmazonDamage, assets, Brazil, Brazil court, climate compensation, compensation, conservation, Court, Damage, Deforestation, Dirceu Kruger, Environmental, illegal, land degradation, lawsuit, Minecraft, penalty, preservation, Rancher, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	126	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

Banking, blocky, central bank, economic growth, economic update, Economy, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, hike, inflation, inflation rate, inflationary pressures, Interest, interest rate, interest rate hike, interest rate increase, market impact, monetary policy, monetary tightening, Rate, Rubles, russia, Russian Central Bank, Russian economy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Potions Brewed:	96
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	1913	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

LootCraft: L vs I Edition

alphabet, Character, confusion, design, differentiation, distinction, Edition, Font, homoglyphs, Language, lettering, Lootcraft, lowercase l, Perception, readability, Similarity, TYPEFACE, typography, uppercase I, Visual Communication, visual identity, Writing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

Hygiene vs Morals: Men vs Women

artistic abilities, Behavior, cleanliness, confession, Ethics, gender differences, Gender Roles, Honesty, hygiene, Kindness, Men, moral lapses, Morals, pathogenically disgusting, personality traits, Psychology, research, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5876	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where men admit they stink and women confess their sins! women be like “i stole a diamond block” and men be like “i haven’t showered in a week”. it’s a wild ride of moral lapses and hygiene fails. we got crazy builds and insane adventures waiting for you. join now for a chance to see the weirdest combo of players ever!

New Liberty

1.8 pvp, base raiding, bugs, cannoning, Crates, creeper egg, Customization, Economy, exploits, Faction, Factions, glitches, Grinding, hackers, KitPvP, Mini Games, Player Market, Player Protection, PvP, Raid, Rewards, Spawners, Survival Games, Updates

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to New Liberty. New Liberty is a server for the gamer that enjoys thrilling Base Raiding, Grinding to be the strongest player, Intense PVP, building up a strong Faction to protect all your gear, the possibilities are endless! This server brings back OG 1.8 PVP and 1.8 Cannoning from the dead. We wanted to bring back the old feel of minecraft. We keep a well balanced economy to keep the server in full swing. Their are lots of cool features added such as creeper egg raiding, change spawners with eggs, player market, crates and much more! The server has just been released and will be undergoing updates and customizations. We are not perfect, we appreciate any reports of glitches / exploits /problems you may incur on your journey with us. You will be rewarded for reporting a bug or something along those lines if found to be a true bug. No rewards for reporting hackers or anything like that but hey! We sure appreciate it.

Server just opened appreciate everyone that joins!

play.newliberty.us

Glueeeed.pl

atmosphere, Future, Glueeeed.pl, Minecraft, Modes, Server, Starting Soon, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Glueeeed.pl is a great server with refined modes. Nice atmosphere and interesting modes planned in the future. We are starting soon!!!

Glueeeed.pl