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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3483 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5003 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6518 |
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND! THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT MAKES THE GENERATION THAT INVENTED HEAVY METAL LOOK LIKE THEY HAD LEAD IN THEIR SYSTEMS!
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)
