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  • Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

    Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 748
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4485 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Star Shards Collected: 179
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3960

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

    Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber

    FateCraft – Where Creeper Meets Saber
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 8841
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughter! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

    Why should you join this server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ruler of the entire Minecraft world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with modern HTML formatting that will blow your mind. You’ve never seen Minecraft like this before! Build, explore, and conquer in style with our HTML-powered world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!

    ChurchCraft: Where you can meet cute girls and build epic worlds!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9104
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Animals Bred: 157 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Unicorn in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon himself!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Nyan Cat dimension where rainbows never end and cats rule the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Who knows, you might even find love like the player who found their Minecraft girlfriend while eating at a virtual restaurant! It could happen to you too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!

    GrotesqueCraft: Where Ugly is the New Beautiful!
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3172
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Grotesque Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a golden carrot.

    But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded creeper king, who roams the server looking to blow up anyone who dares to challenge his rule. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his explosive crown?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret disco party cave where players can dance the night away to the latest hits from Creeper Records.

    So come join us on Grotesque and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 6499
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 118 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5369
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Mines Excavated: 3159
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3402 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 126
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9134
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3684 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Votes: 6207 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4722
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 8033
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    New Minecraft Server
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