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RoboWutWut: The LOLzy Minecraft Server for Normies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7252	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where you can unlock wizarding powers at level 30 or 35, depending on how many times you’ve defeated the Ender Dragon without pants on! And don’t worry about never having sex, because on this server, you can get it on with human women, animals, robots, and even unicorns (yes, the sorceress is a unicorn)! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with spells, potions, and plenty of questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5371	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

Our version 2.6 update will blow your mind! It’s like the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, but with more explosions and unicorns.
Have you seen our Rappa trailer? It’s so epic that even Steve from Minecraft shed a tear of joy.
We have an animated short called “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions — Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll”. It’s so intense that even Herobrine got scared.
Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but cooler.
Don’t miss out on our Light Cone Banners, Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. They’ll make your diamond armor look like iron scraps.
We have new drip marketing every Sunday, with 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility up for grabs. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.
Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures that even Notch doesn’t know about.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Built By Accident Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and create epic builds? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us and be a part of the legendary group of players who popularized the catchphrase “built for bbc” during epic raids on /pol/! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the madness! Just remember – anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️Haru❤️ Best Minecraft survival server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the Haru server in Minecraft!When you log into our server, you will be greeted by a mesmerizing gothic-style spawn that will take you into a world of magic and adventure.Choose from two exciting game modes:1. Parkour – sharpen your ninja skills by completing challenging parkour maps. Each map is a unique challenge that will test your agility and speed!2. Survival – in survival mode you appear in a wonderful town, built by our team with soul and imagination. Here you will find: An ender chest to safely store your treasures. Automatic mine for easy earning of local currency. A merchant who will help you open access to the market and goods from other players. In the automatic mine you can earn the currency necessary to buy private blocks, because you can’t do without private in our world!

We wish you good luck, if you have any questions, please contact us here: https://discord.gg/kity in the Minecraft Staff section

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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Animals Bred:	190	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.