But wait, there’s more! In this server, we have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week. Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest. It’s a test of endurance like no other.
And don’t forget about our AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3. For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited generations of hilariously nonsensical prompts to keep you entertained while you build your virtual empire.
Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing available for your in-game avatar, because why not? Dress to impress while you mine and craft your way to victory.
Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in this Minecraft SMP? It’s a virtual world like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!
When you first spawn in, you’ll be greeted by your chubby boyfriend who will support you no matter what – until you gain a little weight. Watch as your relationship dynamics change as you go from skinny to chubby, just like in real life!
Experience the thrill of virtual arguments over body image and motivation for the gym. Will you be able to keep your boyfriend happy and fit, or will you end up single in the pixelated world?
Join now for a chance to question your self-worth and learn valuable life lessons about love and acceptance – all in the comfort of a Minecraft server! Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained?
Join us if you want to test your skills against the hard asses of Reddit and prove that you have what it takes to survive in this brutal world of blocks and pixels. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to show us what you’re made of. Just remember, on this server, only the strong survive. And if you can’t handle the heat, well, you better start crafting yourself a new pair of pants, because things are about to get real hard-assed up in here.