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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 505 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!