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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8400 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.
Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?
