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RoboHouse Minecraft Server

100, 546, House, Minecraft, ONLINE, RoboHouse, Robots, robotstreamer, Server, tts controls, wide open

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos like no other. You won’t find that kind of expertise anywhere else!

2. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our daily dance parties where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits. Zombie flossing, anyone?

3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can shoot fireballs out of their eyes. Good luck to anyone trying to raid your base!

4. Our server is protected by a giant robotic guardian who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm for eternity. Don’t mess with the robot overlord!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

aita, Arcade, BDay, Birthday, bubble blower, cat, Edition, Gifts, grown ass adult, immature, inconsiderate, Kids, kids first, Mocked, partner, Prizes, scolded, Souvenir, SouviesRUs, TICKETS, Toys, vacation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	394636
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

Account.., AliAs, Background, backstory, Character, Explanation, handle, History, Identity, legend, Lore, LoreMasterMC, Meaning, moniker, Nickname, ONLINE, Origin, Persona, smp, Story, Tag, Title, username

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	1575
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

$10K SpeechCraft

#speechcraft, 10k, Public speaking Speech topics Informative speeches $10

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Emeralds Found:	9579	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in the virtual world of our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere and challenges you to give a one-hour speech on any topic of your choice. But here’s the catch – they’ll pay you $10,000 for your troubles!

Now, you might be thinking, “What kind of crazy server is this?” Well, let me tell you, this server is not your average Minecraft experience. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with enchanted loot, giant chickens that roam the land, and even a talking cow named Bessie who gives out quests for rare items.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and reward you handsomely for your knowledge and wit, look no further. Join us today and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft speech champion!

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

20 Years From 01/23/45

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	2343
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Votes:	6777	Gods Slained:	1

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!

Monkey Madness Mine

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal physiology, capuchin monkeys, climate change impact, data analysis, drought resilience, environmental stress, hormone levels, madness, MONKEY, natural selection, primate research, research, resilience in nature, scientific discovery, stress response, Survival, University of Michigan, wild primates, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mines Excavated:	2445	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even capuchin monkeys are playing on it!

These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.

Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3225	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.