RoboCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, funny, homosexual tendencies, humor, internet culture, internet humor, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, memes, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, online presence, online tracking, r9k, robocraft, ROBOT, robot behavior, robotic behavior, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6992
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

EggCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Are you tired of building machines in Factorio and want to explore new frontiers of blocky creativity? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through space and beyond with games like Avorion, Besiege, and even CHODE – Children of a Dead Earth (yes, that’s a real game, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to manage a factory in space while fending off alien attacks? Or maybe you’re more into programming puzzles that will make your brain explode? We’ve got it all, from Dyson Sphere Program to SpaceChem and everything in between.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive that even the trannies don’t have a discord for it. So come join us on this epic journey of voxel-filled madness and see where your creativity can take you. Just remember, all IPs are in the pad for security reasons – because you never know when a rogue robot might try to hack into your virtual world.

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

aerospace games, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, machine building, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sveggcellent, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1833
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, building games, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, cowards, Dig, dont, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcraft, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Garrys mod, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Space Engineers, Space Games, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, Youll, zachtronics games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5253	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

WeddingCraft: No $500 Chip In, Just Blocks & Fun!

aita, awkward situation, blocks, Bridesmaid, Budget, Chip, close friend, Contribution, destination wedding, expensive gift, extravagant gift, financial burden, financial stress, Fun, luxury item, maid of honor, personal gift, PRESSURE, Support, unsupportive, wedding expenses, wedding gift, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Animals Bred:	169	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial burdens? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from bridezillas and demanding maid of honors. No one will pressure you to contribute $500 for a virtual wedding gift, because on our server, the only thing you need to contribute is your creativity!

Instead of spending $2,000 on a destination wedding, come spend your time with us for free! No all-inclusive resorts here, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

And if anyone dares to call you cheap or unsupportive for not chipping in for a virtual gift, just block them in the game and move on with your life. No awkward situations here, just pure fun and laughter.

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a stress-free and hilarious gaming experience. Who needs a fancy honeymoon experience when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

WishFixer Minecraft SMP

aspiration, betterment, challenge, CHANGE, desire, Dilemma, dream come true, FIX, Fixing, Goal, Hope, Improvement, Issue, Minecraft, opportunity, problem solving, resolution, smp, solution, transformation, wish, wish fulfillment, WishFixer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

CraftyVacayLand

amazing getaway, best vacation, CraftyVacayLand, dream vacation, favorite vacation, top holiday destination, travel bucket list, travel experiences, travel memories, ultimate travel experience, unforgettable trip, vacation adventures, vacation bliss, vacation destinations, vacation dream come true, vacation goals, vacation highlights, vacation inspiration, vacation memories, vacation of a lifetime, vacation paradise

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!

Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.

So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!

Blood Pressure Buddy

Blood, blood pressure, blood pressure measurement, buddy, Caltech, continuous monitoring, device, health monitoring, health technology, Healthcare Technology, home monitoring, hospital monitoring, limited resources, medical advancements, medical device, medical innovation, noninvasive, PRESSURE, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, TEAM, true blood pressure, vital sign monitoring

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	5832
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

bart, games, Joe, joebartolozzi, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	7032	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Joe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

CraftopiaNetwork

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

play.craftopianetwork.com

Bright Beyond

Adventures, BATTLING, Bright Beyond, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, dynamic, Eternal SMP, Exploring, Fun, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, player, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rich, Server, Survival, THRIVING

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Villages Defended:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

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Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3878	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

Important Links

Discord Invite	Join Here
Instagram Account	Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

BOOTY, Cleides, creamy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

Actresses, Appearance, Barbie movie, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, Celebrity Gossip, cosmetic procedures, face, face ruin, facial transformations, film industry, Hollywood, Margo Robbie, media criticism, Minecraft, plastic surgery, public scrutiny, RUINER, self esteem, smp, societal pressures, TABLOID NEWS, Ugly

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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