roblox you laugh you lose Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Boomer’s Retro Anime Minecraft Server

80s anime, Anime, Boomers, dragon ball, effeminate, feminine, Hokuto no Ken, manlier, Minecraft, queer baiting, Retro, Server, trannies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	398	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boomers trying to convince you that 80’s anime was manlier than today’s? Join our Minecraft server and escape the boomer nonsense! Our server is filled with modern-day anime fans who appreciate the true beauty and femininity of today’s anime girls. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to building your own anime-inspired creations, so you can show off your love for the latest waifus and husbandos. Don’t let the boomers bring you down – join our server and embrace the fabulousness of today’s anime!

Solution To Low Birth Rates In The West Minecraft SMP

Africa, Africanized men, Birth, births per woman, demographics, east asia, economic development, Economies, Europe, fertility, immigration, Importing, low birth rates, Minecraft, North America, picrel, population growth, proof, raising birth rate, Rates, smp, social policy, solution, West, Workforce

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	6240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ores Mined:	2293

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP? We’re all about boosting birth rates and fixing economies…by importing Africanized men! Forget about building farms or mining for diamonds, our main goal is to populate the server with as many African men as possible. Who needs villagers when you can have a whole new population to trade with? Join us on this crazy adventure and watch as our server thrives with new members from across the continent. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and help us raise those birth rates to new heights!

Crafty Ass Roll Server

69, ass, assTrips, Crafty, dubs, long tail tags, post, Poster’s choice, quads, Roll, Server, Take request, Thread, Thread slut

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/400	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Dubs: Every time you roll doubles, you get to post a picture of your butt. It’s like a virtual twerking competition! – Trips: If you roll triples, you can make a request for anything you want in the game. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. – Quads: Rolling quads turns you into the official thread slut of the server. You’ll be showered with gifts and attention from all the other players. – 69: And if you roll 69, you get to choose any crazy rule or event to happen on the server. Want everyone to wear chicken costumes for a day? It’s your call.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server!

/Vidya Creepypasta General – Minecraft SMP/

archives, args, Basilisk, creepypasta, Creepypasta list, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, general, Genocide City, Homemade pastas, mario world, Minecraft, Old Man Reads, Room Template, smp, SNES, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Love Letters Sent:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	7114
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General, where we dive into the spookiest and most twisted video game-based creepypastas out there. Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of the gaming world!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can build better redstone contraptions than any player alive. But fear not, for this creeper is a friendly one, and he’ll help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs, like the legendary Basilisk that roams the lands, turning unsuspecting players into stone with just a glance. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted golden apples to protect you from its gaze.

So come on, join us at the Vidya Creepypasta General Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs are the stories we tell around the campfire. Just be sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of skepticism, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows of our virtual world.

EndlessFinity

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, Hunger Games, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to the EndlessFinity SMP. Our community is based on cities, making it like a modern civilization with plugins like auction house, tpa, quests/daily login rewards, an…

EndlessFinity.mc.gg

BlockTnt server Minecraft

BlockTnt, donation, Minecraft, Server, server description, UKRAINIAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Votes:	1567	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Hello, this is a Ukrainian server (not a patriotic one) and here you can live and you can even get a free donation!

blocktnt.bajojajo.xyz

Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

ability to breathe, Asphyxiation, Black Lives Matter, brutal crime., cardiac arrest, cause of death, compassionate spirit, excessive semen, family appeal, forgiveness, healing, horrifying footage, HOURS, JURORS, large genital, Minecraft, Mohamed Noor Iidow, multiple times, Natalie, Old Bailey, oversized sexual organ, police examiners, Server, soda bottle, Throat, Understanding, Victim, vile attack, why did he do it, windpipe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Items Found:	5967

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

Illegal Block Building Minecraft SMP

app, BLOCK, building, compatibility, control, ctrl, Firewall, G Hub, g502, illegal, Issue, jew, logitech, Logitech Gaming Software, Minecraft, OFFLINE, On-board memory, ONLINE, Problem, Shift, Shift keys, shitty, smp, software

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Animals Bred:	148	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being held hostage by Logitech and their sneaky tactics? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rebel against oppressive software companies! We’ve got players who have hacked their way into the system to make sure you can use your G502 with the Logitech Gaming Software program without any issues. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold meetings to strategize against these tech giants. Join us and fight the good fight against the tyranny of G Hub!

Support us

base building, classic minecraft, classic survival, Cooperative gameplay, cooperative play, efficient tree cutting, Exploration, long journeys, Minecraft Experience, mob defense, multiplayer, multiplayer server, player cooperation, Resource Gathering, sethome command, survival gameplay, TreeCapitator plugin, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Multilangage server, vanilla

Simple Survival: The server aims to provide a classic Minecraft experience where players can build, survive, and explore without heavy modifications to the game’s mechanics. It’s perfect for those who enjoy the fundamentals of survival gameplay. Come with Friends: Invite your friends to join the server and work together. The experience can be shared in cooperative play, making it easier to build huge projects, defend against mobs, and explore the world. /sethome: This command allows players to set a home location that they can teleport back to whenever they like. This feature is especially helpful for long journeys or returning to a base after exploring far distances. TreeCapitator: This plugin makes tree cutting more efficient by allowing players to chop down entire trees with a single hit. Once you chop the base of the tree, the entire tree will come down, making resource gathering faster and reducing the time spent chopping individual logs.

kakoukakou.duckdns.org:2556

CraftyVShojo+ Server

ApricotFroot, CraftyVShojo, geega, HarukaKaribu, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, HestiaHappiness, HimeHajime, Hotaru, Ironmouse, K9KURO, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, Matarakan, michimochievee, MouseDiscussion, NagIsekaied, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zentreya

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Secret Passages Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever, where you can join VShojo and vtubers in their quest to conquer the virtual world! Michi and Are are currently battling it out in PlateUp, along with Rynako and Ruben – it’s a showdown of epic proportions! But that’s not all, we’ve got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen all ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes their way.

Join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we build, mine, and explore together. And if you see any bait, just ignore it and report it – we’re all about keeping things comfy and civil here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s show the virtual world what we’re made of!

Disclaimer: No actual virtual world conquering will occur. Just a bunch of crazy fun with some awesome people.