Players: |
90/200 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
47 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
11 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: |
1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: |
4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: |
0 |
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