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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6229 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 97083 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3546 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
