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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8892 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 3697 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!