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  • Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

    Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 2670
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mines Excavated: 4696
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

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  • Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

    Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6620
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

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  • Baby Boom Bust

    Baby Boom Bust
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4414
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Animals Bred: 200 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

    Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

    Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

    Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 9893
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

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    so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

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  • BurkinaFasoMassacre600

    BurkinaFasoMassacre600
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5244
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6562 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6573 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Potions Brewed: 113 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

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    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT A WHOLE VILLAGE OF LLAMAS THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT THEIR EYES! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE CREEPER SPAWNER THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS! ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MINECRAFT CAKE THAT GROWS BACK EVERY TIME U TAKE A BITE, IT’S LIKE WILLY WONKA’S FACTORY BUT BETTER! SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET ATTACKED BY A KILLER BUNNY, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, RIGHT? 😂🦙🌈🍰🦄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse #LlamaLaserEyes

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  • 🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server

    🔥TIMETOPLAY🔥BUILD A CITY, DEVELOP A NATION🚀 Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2375
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9435 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

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    The server has 3 unique modes:

    ⭐POLITICAL is a unique mode in which you can found YOUR city and recruit people there!

    ✅ City upgrades are very diverse. The city’s buildings are divided into 6 branches: Civil, Economic, Military, Technological, State and Production. Each branch has a wide variety of buildings (they need to be built and improved using resources and game coins), which will give your city and your residents different bonuses and advantages.

    ✅In addition to upgrading buildings, the city needs to upgrade Centuries of Development in order to gain access to new crafts and technologies. So, for example, in the last “Atomic” century, residents of your city will have access to crafting firearms!

    ✅Also, every city needs to choose its own religion and form of government. They are all different and give different bonuses. Be careful – some religions and forms of government cannot be changed!

    I would like to note that there is quite a lot of PVP content on the server:

    ⚔In automatic mode, tournaments are held every day for city residents. There are 2 types:

    PVP tournaments (There are 3 types: daily, weekly and mystical). To participate, the Mayor of your city must submit an application for participation at the start of the tournament in the chat, after which city residents will be able to sign up for it). What is this tournament? Residents of eight cities will fight against each other in the same arena. Each resident will have two lives; if you die, you will immediately appear in the same arena and will be able to continue fighting until you run out of lives. City residents who kill everyone else will receive various rewards.

    SPLEEF tournaments – well, everything is simple here, city residents will play a game that is familiar to everyone. And again, the city residents who are the last to remain will receive various rewards.

    ⚔There is a PVP location “Outpost”, in which various chests with resources constantly spawn at a certain time, BOSSES spawn (for killing them you get their hearts. Whoever collects the most hearts in a month will receive good bonuses).

    ⚔There are duels – by writing the command /pvp, you will queue up for a duel. When someone else writes this command, you will be teleported to a random place in the world. IMPORTANT, you will not be able to write this command if you are not wearing diamond or netherite armor.

    ⚔And of course, city wars and raids on them.

    ❤️ Friends – believe me, this is only a SMALL part of everything that is in this mode. Come in to view all the delights of our server!

    ⭐GTA RolePlay – This is a game in real life. Here you can get sick if you walk in the rain without an umbrella, break your leg if you fall from a great height, or get poisoned if you eat something expired. You will need to earn a living, buy a phone, an apartment, a car, clothes, get an education and then join one of 6 factions: Army, Police, City Hall, Media, Hospital, Mafia. In each faction, you will need to complete various tasks to improve your position and increase your salary. Everything is built on the interaction of players through RolePlay (if you don’t know what this is, don’t worry, faction leaders and their assistants will definitely teach you!). Also, all the stores on the server are businesses that you can buy and receive income from sales!

    Be careful – PvP is enabled throughout the city (available from level 3), but this does not mean that you can just kill civilians!

    Everyone often asks: where to start playing?

    – It’s very simple, start with quests! After completing them, you will get acquainted with the server, learn the things you need and be able to comfortably continue playing on the server!

    ✨Vanilla survival is a unique mode where you can earn DONAT currency yourself – DINAR!

    For dinars you can buy various items, improvements, protection from pvp, cosmetics, runes, change the color of your nickname, buy DONAT cases and even pay extra for your DONAT.

    Well, briefly about the most important thing:

    ✅ No griefing, your building will not be broken

    ✅ No creativity – no donation trash

    ✅ Duels 1vs1 and clan wars 2vs2,3vs3,4vs4,8vs8 and 10vs10

    ✅ Magic runes that give bonuses to characteristics

    ✅ Battle pass with unique tasks and rewards!

    ✅ System of punishments for leaving PvP; whoever leaves the game dies!

    ✅ A large number of works

    ✅ Unique warp system for players!

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  • Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Land – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 804
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9578 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, talking chickens, and flying llamas. They were greeted by a group of friendly zombies who offered to show them around. As they explored, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes. Because why not?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of rainbow sheep who hold epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

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  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3117
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 218
    Emeralds Found: 2067 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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  • PajamaPoliceCraft

    PajamaPoliceCraft
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 6396
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

    Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

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  • SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

    SubmarineSass Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8405
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 3678
    Crops Grown: 8961 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

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