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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4929 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
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